1 00:01:29,046 --> 00:01:30,172 Ambrose. 2 00:01:30,798 --> 00:01:33,175 Ambrose! Yes, my dear? 3 00:01:33,175 --> 00:01:35,845 What are you doing in the bathroom? 4 00:01:35,928 --> 00:01:37,138 Um... 5 00:01:38,931 --> 00:01:40,891 Brushing my teeth, dear. 6 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:45,146 I don't know what's come over you lately. 7 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,524 You're always in that bathroom brushing your teeth. 8 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,067 Yes, dear. 9 00:01:50,818 --> 00:01:53,738 Are you sure you're brushing your teeth? 10 00:01:57,199 --> 00:01:58,618 Yes, dear. 11 00:02:16,177 --> 00:02:17,678 You want anything, dear? 12 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:20,014 Please come to bed and put the light out. 13 00:02:20,097 --> 00:02:21,182 Yes, dear. 14 00:02:28,522 --> 00:02:31,150 Hurry up and come to bed. 15 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:32,777 Yes, I'm hurrying, dear. 16 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:05,393 What are you doing now? 17 00:03:05,476 --> 00:03:08,062 I'm taking my socks off, dear. 18 00:03:08,145 --> 00:03:12,149 You're certainly making a lot of noise taking your socks off. 19 00:03:12,149 --> 00:03:13,567 Yes, dear. 20 00:03:31,168 --> 00:03:34,755 Please come to bed and put the light out. 21 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,173 Oh, yes, dear. 22 00:04:17,006 --> 00:04:18,174 Legs. 23 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:21,385 Willie the Weasel. What are you doing here? 24 00:04:22,094 --> 00:04:24,346 Steve sent me over here to lift some silverware. 25 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,683 He's off his nut. He sent me over on the same job. 26 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:32,104 Everything's mixed up since they sent Maxie to stir. 27 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,523 What's that in the pan? Molasses? 28 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,692 Taste it. It's applejack. 29 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:42,156 Jersey lightning. 30 00:04:46,368 --> 00:04:48,704 What does this applejack remind you of? 31 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,373 It reminds me of the old Oreland Social Club. 32 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:56,170 Remember how Saturday nights, we used to get plastered on applejack, 33 00:04:57,171 --> 00:04:59,173 and what we used to sing? 34 00:05:00,257 --> 00:05:03,803 On the Banks of the Wabash, Far Away. 35 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,554 Do you remember the tune? 36 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,182 Oh, the moonlight's fair. 37 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,183 That's it. 38 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:12,144 Tonight upon the Wabash 39 00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:17,024 Ambrose. 40 00:05:19,026 --> 00:05:20,152 Ambrose! 41 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,739 Did you leave the radio on? 42 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,408 Did you leave the radio on? 43 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,727 Ambrose. Ambrose. 44 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,480 Wake up. Wake up, Ambrose. 45 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,732 Ambrose, there are burglars singing in the cellar. 46 00:05:58,816 --> 00:05:59,859 What? 47 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,319 Ambrose, there are burglars singing in the cellar. 48 00:06:02,444 --> 00:06:03,487 What are they singing? 49 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,489 What difference does it make what they're singing? 50 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,074 Get up and see what it's all about. 51 00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:09,159 Yeah, that's right. 52 00:06:09,159 --> 00:06:12,705 Don't sit there like a bump on a stump, go down and throw them out. 53 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:16,250 Hurry, hurry, hurry, Ambrose. Hurry. 54 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,168 What are they singing down there for? 55 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:21,088 Oh, it doesn't matter what they're singing. Go down quickly, Ambrose. 56 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:25,009 We're in danger I tell you. We're in terrific danger, Ambrose. 57 00:06:25,092 --> 00:06:27,803 The more haste, the less speed. I'll be down there. 58 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:32,933 Oh, Ambrose, my poor mother. My poor, helpless, old mother. 59 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,101 My darling... 60 00:06:34,184 --> 00:06:36,145 She's upstairs. They won't find her. 61 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:38,981 Oh, Ambrose, don't fumble. Don't fumble, Ambrose. 62 00:06:39,064 --> 00:06:40,149 Hurry, Ambrose, hurry. 63 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,150 I'm coming, dear. 64 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,985 Get these socks on, Ambrose. 65 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:45,654 What does it matter whether you've got socks on or not, Ambrose? 66 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:46,906 I'll catch cold down there. 67 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:48,157 Ambrose, hurry, hurry. 68 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:52,453 They're great murderers, brutes, Ambrose. They've got guns. 69 00:06:52,786 --> 00:06:54,955 Now what are you looking for, Ambrose? 70 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,916 I don't know, they may not have guns. 71 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:58,334 Oh, Ambrose! 72 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:01,295 Maybe they mistook our cellar window for a stage door. 73 00:07:01,378 --> 00:07:03,172 Hurry, Ambrose, hurry. 74 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:04,965 It's getting louder and louder and louder. 75 00:07:05,049 --> 00:07:06,175 I can't find my socks. 76 00:07:06,216 --> 00:07:08,469 You're getting me so nervous I've lost my socks. 77 00:07:08,552 --> 00:07:11,180 Oh, Ambrose, hurry. What are you looking for now? 78 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,391 Why couldn't they wait until later on in the morning? 79 00:07:14,516 --> 00:07:17,144 Oh, hurry, Ambrose. Hurry, hurry. 80 00:07:17,186 --> 00:07:20,147 It's getting louder, Ambrose. It's getting louder. 81 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,274 Hurry, Ambrose. 82 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:25,778 Oh, don't swat flies. 83 00:07:26,153 --> 00:07:28,864 Hurry, Ambrose. Hurry. 84 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,700 Oh, such an earthly hour... 85 00:07:32,409 --> 00:07:34,912 An unearthly hour. Where are they? 86 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:38,165 In the cellar, Ambrose, in the cellar. 87 00:07:38,832 --> 00:07:41,251 I heard them there. Listen, listen, listen. 88 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:44,964 Oh, what rotten voices. 89 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,632 Murderers. Brutes, Ambrose. 90 00:07:46,715 --> 00:07:48,008 Yeah. 91 00:07:48,175 --> 00:07:50,219 Get them, Ambrose. Get them. 92 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,137 Oh, gosh. 93 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:56,183 Couldn't I just sleep about another hour, then I'll go down there? 94 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:59,144 Oh, Ambrose, hurry. Hurry, Ambrose. 95 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:00,312 Okay. 96 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,941 Oh, this is awful. 97 00:08:09,738 --> 00:08:13,492 Look at that. There's the gloves that you lost two weeks ago. 98 00:08:14,284 --> 00:08:16,412 Ambrose, get the gun! 99 00:08:17,329 --> 00:08:20,165 Say, what are these things doing in here, all these walnuts? 100 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:24,753 What's the difference what they're doing? Get the gun, Ambrose! Get the gun! 101 00:08:26,213 --> 00:08:30,175 Look, there's nothing... There's no... Yes, here it is. Here it is. I've got it. 102 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:31,969 Here, I got it. 103 00:08:32,052 --> 00:08:33,095 Be careful. 104 00:08:33,178 --> 00:08:34,346 Oh, there's nothing to be frightened of. 105 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:37,683 Be careful. It's unloaded, there's nothing in it. 106 00:08:37,766 --> 00:08:39,184 Careful. It's okay. 107 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,894 There isn't a bullet in it. 108 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,024 Did I kill you? 109 00:08:45,107 --> 00:08:47,568 Oh, leave me in peace! Leave me in peace! 110 00:08:47,651 --> 00:08:51,822 Oh, good, good, I didn't kill you! That's fine. 111 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:54,450 What was that? 112 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:57,077 Sounded like someone shot off a pistol. 113 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:58,787 That's what it sounded like to me. 114 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:01,165 My baby! Did they kill you? 115 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:05,169 Oh, no, I'm all right, but quiet. There are burglars singing in the cellar. 116 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:06,336 Burglars singing in the cellar? 117 00:09:06,378 --> 00:09:08,172 Yes, there are burglars singing down in the cellar. 118 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,339 Why... 119 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,175 Give me that gun. 120 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,010 Let go, let go, let go, will you? 121 00:09:13,093 --> 00:09:14,386 There are burglars singing in the cellar. 122 00:09:14,428 --> 00:09:16,013 Look out, look out, look out. Excuse me. Come here. 123 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,015 Come in... Come in here. Give me... Out of the way! 124 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,184 Got a smoking revolver in my hand, woman. 125 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,269 Dad, what's the matter? There are burglars singing in the cellar. 126 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:23,520 There are burglars singing in the cellar. 127 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,980 Burglars singing in the cellar! 128 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,148 Yeah, there's burglars singing in the cellar! 129 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,942 Great big fellows, about eight feet tall... 130 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:33,363 They sound like... They sound as though they're even more than that. 131 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,992 - What's that? - Nuts. 132 00:09:37,659 --> 00:09:39,953 Walnuts. I just dropped them. I dropped them on the floor. 133 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:42,289 Will you go downstairs and get them out? 134 00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:45,167 Yes, I will. Come on, Claude. We'll go down and root them out. 135 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:48,295 Claude, dear, I know you have the heart of a lion, 136 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:53,175 but if you want to see your poor, old mother die of heart failure, 137 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,970 you go down into that cellar. 138 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,972 Oh, I won't do anything to hurt you. 139 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:01,183 Indeed, Claude will not accompany you into that cellar. 140 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:02,684 If anything should happen to Claude, 141 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,938 you know very well it would kill my poor mother. 142 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:09,066 How can you be so selfish? 143 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,860 Oh, wait a minute, Dad. I'll go with you. 144 00:10:12,319 --> 00:10:14,571 Oh, no, you won't, dear. 145 00:10:15,989 --> 00:10:18,242 You stay here. I know what I'll do. What? 146 00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:20,160 I'll telephone the Neighborhood Patrol. 147 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,162 What do I pay them $5 a month for? 148 00:10:22,162 --> 00:10:26,041 Oh! It's a different story when it comes to your own flesh and blood. 149 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,126 Hmm. 150 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,796 Yeah. I think I'll go and brush my teeth first. 151 00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:34,174 No, you don't. You just brushed your teeth. Sit down and telephone. 152 00:10:34,174 --> 00:10:35,300 Oh, yes. 153 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:39,847 Let's see, it's... 154 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,606 Hello, hello. Neighborhood Patrol? 155 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:53,193 Has... Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon. Oh, I'm sorry. 156 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:56,488 I'm... I'm awfully... I apologize. 157 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,742 I'm sorry, Mrs. Crudd. I'm awfully sorry, 158 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,579 but we have burglars singing in our cellar. 159 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:06,415 I thought this was the Neighborhood Patrol, excuse me. 160 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:09,293 Who's that woman you were talking to? 161 00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:11,795 Huh? Oh, a Mrs. Crudd. 162 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,923 Why do you call her up and tell her all your business 163 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,217 at this unearthly hour of the morning? 164 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:21,847 I didn't call her up. I called up the... The Neighborhood... 165 00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:24,224 I tried to get the Neighborhood Patrol and I got her on the phone. 166 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,185 Then why don't you call the Neighborhood Patrol 167 00:11:26,226 --> 00:11:28,604 and tell them there are burglars singing in our cellar? 168 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,814 I'm looking for the number. 169 00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,984 Here it is. Here. There, it's simple enough. 170 00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:40,490 Hello? 171 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:42,910 Hello. Is this the Neighborhood Patrol? 172 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,621 Well, where were you? I called the wrong... 173 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:48,957 Listen, come over. We have burglars singing in our cellar. 174 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,001 Burglars singing in the cellar? 175 00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:53,086 Come over right away, will you? Thanks. 176 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,589 All right, all right. That's simple. That's all done. 177 00:11:55,672 --> 00:12:00,177 Did you tell them who was calling, and where to come to? 178 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,055 Who? What? 179 00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,183 Gosh, I forgot that. 180 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,019 People make me sick. 181 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:12,105 Hey, listen, that was Ambrose Wolfinger talking. 182 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,148 Yeah, come over right away. 183 00:12:13,148 --> 00:12:15,275 There are burglars singing in the cellar. Good. Okay. 184 00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:39,716 Don't move! 185 00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,009 A gildersleeve. 186 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,219 A cop. 187 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,153 What you drinking there? 188 00:13:00,153 --> 00:13:01,280 Applejack. 189 00:13:05,909 --> 00:13:07,911 There are three of them singing now. 190 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,038 Yeah, they're singing the same tune, too. 191 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:17,421 I... I feel as if I'm getting chill! 192 00:13:17,504 --> 00:13:19,506 Oh, would you like a little drink of applejack? 193 00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,591 Ambrose Wolfinger. 194 00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:23,302 Well, I thought I might join her. 195 00:13:23,343 --> 00:13:26,179 You know perfectly well my mother detests alcohol. 196 00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:27,597 Oh, yes, that's right. 197 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:32,144 When I was a young and a pretty girl, I always vowed to my parents 198 00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:36,148 that lips that touch liquor, would never touch mine. 199 00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:38,525 Oh, yeah. Pretty sentiment, very nice. 200 00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:41,153 Yeah, that was fine of you to say that. That's nice. 201 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,164 That's all right, dear. Don't worry. I'm not even going into the cellar. 202 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,582 I'll talk to them from the outside. 203 00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:54,916 I'll wait up for you. 204 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,545 All right, dear. I don't crave an encounter with dangerous criminals. 205 00:13:58,628 --> 00:14:00,589 You go right in. Go right in and go to bed, dear. Yeah. 206 00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:03,175 All right, Dad. All right. Goodbye, dear. 207 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,690 Oh, drat. 208 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,234 Drat. 209 00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:25,113 Everything's okay, Mr. Wolfinger. I got them handcuffed. 210 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:27,407 Oh. Oh, that's fine. 211 00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,212 Merciful heavens. What happened? 212 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,799 Oh. Oh. 213 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,142 Why couldn't I fall on a small, dull one? 214 00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:58,647 I caught them down here drinking your applejack. 215 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,858 Oh, you did, eh? Oh. By the way, would you like a drink yourself? 216 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:02,943 I don't mind if I do. 217 00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:04,486 Oh, good. Oh. 218 00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:08,156 You got the glass right here with you, haven't you? Yeah. All right. 219 00:15:08,156 --> 00:15:10,450 For two pins, I'd box your... 220 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,786 Are you sure those handcuffs are on tightly? 221 00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:14,162 Oh, they're safe. 222 00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:16,915 For two pins, I'd box both your ears. 223 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,961 Ah, you know how to turn it on, you been here before. 224 00:15:21,044 --> 00:15:23,171 Take your filthy hands off there! 225 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,842 There you are, Officer. Thanks. 226 00:15:26,883 --> 00:15:28,885 Wait a minute, I'll join you. Okay. 227 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:34,850 That's the old Jersey way of getting it out of the barrel. 228 00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:36,893 My best respects. Fine. 229 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,529 Quiet. Cut it out, boys. 230 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,952 Tone it down a little. Tone it down a little, huh? 231 00:15:54,035 --> 00:15:56,079 Do you remember that tune? 232 00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:01,376 We used to sing it up at the old Tehachapi Glee Club many years ago. 233 00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,672 Brings back fond memories. 234 00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,426 Before I was married. 235 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,147 It's a quartet. 236 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:25,150 Merciful heavens, he's singing with them now. 237 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,155 Ambrose! Ambrose? 238 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,157 Ambrose! 239 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:37,537 It's all right, dear. It's all right, we got them hand-ironed... 240 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:42,167 They're handicapped... Handiwork... 241 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,170 The... They got their hands all tied up. 242 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:48,173 I got them, but they can't do a thing. 243 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,051 Yeah, the police ambulance is down in here. Yeah. 244 00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:53,178 All right, don't worry, dear. Go right back to sleep. All right. 245 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,305 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. 246 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,724 She can hear every word you say down here, 247 00:16:57,807 --> 00:17:00,227 up through this pipe, so keep quiet. 248 00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:09,486 She's awfully nervous. Awfully nervous. 249 00:17:09,569 --> 00:17:12,072 Say, look here. 250 00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:15,242 These boys seem all right. 251 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:19,621 Let's let them go if they promise never to do it again. 252 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,707 Oh, no, no, nothing doing. This is my bread and butter. 253 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:23,917 I got to take them in. 254 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,168 Oh? Yeah. 255 00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:28,338 Oh, you'll have to go along, too. Why? 256 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,173 To appear against them. 257 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:33,343 By the way, I'll have to take a jug of this applejack along as evidence. 258 00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:34,469 Go ahead. 259 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,180 Now, listen, Mr. Wolfinger, I'll go through the window first, 260 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,182 and you see that they get out. 261 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,811 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 262 00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:46,022 That leaves me down here with them alone. Wait a minute, now. 263 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:50,318 Why can't I go out the window first, and then I wait for... With them... 264 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,988 I'll be with them, too, out there, won't I? 265 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:55,323 I'll tell you what to do, we'll all go out together. 266 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,284 All right. Come on, come on. Get out. 267 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,953 Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, now. Up! 268 00:18:01,037 --> 00:18:02,163 Gosh. 269 00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,502 Ambrose! 270 00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:10,171 What are you doing down in that cellar? 271 00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:12,757 If you have apprehended the criminals, come up here and go to bed. 272 00:18:14,175 --> 00:18:15,677 Keep quiet, boys. 273 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,388 I don't want anybody to see me prowling around in the middle of the night 274 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,181 dressed like this. 275 00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:21,600 What time is it? 276 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,059 What time is it? 277 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,145 What time is it? What... 278 00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:39,159 Say, Wolfinger, what's the idea of making all this noise at 5:00 in the morning? 279 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,952 It's 5:00. 280 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,081 Drat. 281 00:18:54,257 --> 00:18:56,343 Say, this thing isn't going to interfere 282 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,720 with me going to the wrestling match this afternoon, is it? 283 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,598 Oh, I hope not. I got a ticket myself. 284 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,517 I got a $15 seat in the first row. 285 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,396 Had it for three weeks. Of course my wife knows nothing about it. 286 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,440 Wrestling's in my blood. 287 00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:12,651 No, if I hadn't have been sidetracked, 288 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:15,362 I'd have been probably wrestling in this match this afternoon myself. 289 00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:17,072 Oh, you're a wrestler, eh? 290 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,948 You were born in Canada, weren't you? Yeah. 291 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,158 Fine. 292 00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:26,331 There isn't a man or boy born in the United States or Canada 293 00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:29,292 that could get out of this hold. Come here. 294 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:34,339 Stick your head in there. Stick it in there. Go ahead. Put it in. 295 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:36,466 Now, wait a minute. 296 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,929 Try to get out of that. 297 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,848 Go ahead, try to get out of it. 298 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,566 I guess I took in too much territory. 299 00:19:55,318 --> 00:19:57,862 I shouldn't have mentioned Canada. 300 00:19:59,155 --> 00:20:00,782 Did I hurt you? 301 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:05,245 How could you hurt anybody throwing them on their head? 302 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,205 Oh, dear. 303 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,273 Good morning. Is the judge about? 304 00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:35,150 He'll be here in just a minute. 305 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,821 Old Honest Abe. 306 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,178 What's the charge? 307 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,055 Those two men, Your Honor, were singing in Mr. Wolfinger's cellar. 308 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,599 These two boys here. Yes? 309 00:21:07,682 --> 00:21:09,642 And drinking applejack. Where'd they get it? 310 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,311 In Mr. Wolfinger's cellar. Down in my place. 311 00:21:11,352 --> 00:21:12,395 Where's the evidence? 312 00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:14,105 Right here, Your Honor. 313 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:16,357 Who's the owner of this applejack? I am. 314 00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:18,902 Have you a permit to manufacture applejack? 315 00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:24,407 I beg your pardon? 316 00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,368 Have you a permit to manufacture applejack? 317 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:33,374 I guess I could get one easy enough. 318 00:21:33,374 --> 00:21:35,502 $30 or 30 days. Take him away! 319 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:37,670 But, Judge... Oh, wait. They came in to my... 320 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,255 Clear the court! Clear the court! 321 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:41,257 Oh, this is terrible. 322 00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:46,346 This is awful. 323 00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,389 This is terrible. 324 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:53,353 Then... Then I... I took... 325 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,481 I took my scissors... Yeah. 326 00:21:56,564 --> 00:22:01,486 And stuck straight into my wife's throat, like that! 327 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:03,530 You tickled me. 328 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,658 Wouldn't you do the same thing under the circumstances”? 329 00:22:06,741 --> 00:22:10,370 I would do the same thing, I guess, or probably worse. 330 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:14,374 You know, I'm excitable. Yeah. 331 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,793 I kill them all. Uh-huh. 332 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:17,877 But that's nothing. 333 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,462 No, that didn't mean... 334 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,091 You know... You know, my friend, Mmm-hmm. 335 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,302 I had three wives. 336 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:27,637 Oh, yes. 337 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:31,724 But this is the first one I have killed in all my life! 338 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,768 Oh, that's in your favor, yeah. 339 00:22:33,768 --> 00:22:38,356 They have no more case against you than the sheep has against a butcher. 340 00:22:38,439 --> 00:22:39,774 Oh, do you think so? 341 00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,776 Oh, I know it. Excuse me a minute. 342 00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:48,283 My friend here... He's... Can I get out to send a telephone... Just for... 343 00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:49,784 Oh, wait, I'll go with you. 344 00:22:49,784 --> 00:22:51,411 No, no, that's all right, that's all right. 345 00:22:51,452 --> 00:22:52,537 I'll finish the story. 346 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:54,038 I can't go out and telephone her? 347 00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:57,500 Look here. You telephone... Can you telephone my wife? 348 00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:59,961 You can't telephone. I can take a message out for you. 349 00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:01,796 Will you take a message out? 350 00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:03,798 Search this guy. Search him for a pair of scissors. 351 00:23:03,798 --> 00:23:05,425 I think he's got scissors with him. 352 00:23:05,508 --> 00:23:06,885 My friend... 353 00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:10,597 He's excited. 354 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:16,311 Say, look, you telephone my wife, and tell her to get $30 over here, 355 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:20,273 and if she hasn't $30, not to wait up for me tonight 356 00:23:20,356 --> 00:23:22,775 because I won't be home for a month. Will you do that? 357 00:23:22,775 --> 00:23:23,943 My friend... Okay. 358 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:25,320 I want to tell you something. 359 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:26,487 Yeah, okay. 360 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:27,780 Will you listen to me? Yeah. 361 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:29,782 When I got the scissors... 362 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,330 Hello. Who's it for? 363 00:23:35,496 --> 00:23:36,539 It's from your father. 364 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:37,916 Where is he? 365 00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:42,503 He's in jail. They've got him locked up. 366 00:23:44,797 --> 00:23:47,342 What's that? What's the charge again? 367 00:23:48,801 --> 00:23:51,179 For making liquor without a permit? 368 00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:52,388 Mmm-hmm. 369 00:23:53,848 --> 00:23:55,308 How's that? 370 00:23:56,684 --> 00:23:59,896 $30 or 30 days? And he didn't have any money with him? 371 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,816 Oh, we must go immediately to the jail and get him out. 372 00:24:03,858 --> 00:24:05,985 And where do you suppose we'll get the money from? 373 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:08,321 Oh, let him stay in jail, it will teach him a lesson. 374 00:24:08,404 --> 00:24:10,865 My father will not stay in jail, not for a minute. 375 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:13,117 I have $30, and I'll get him out. 376 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:16,788 This is a pretty kettle of fish he's gotten us in for. 377 00:24:16,829 --> 00:24:18,581 He's a disgrace. 378 00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:23,795 The little snip. It's your own fault, my dear. 379 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,131 I always advised you against marrying a widower with a child. 380 00:24:31,719 --> 00:24:34,514 It was awfully kind of you, sweetheart, to come down... 381 00:24:35,014 --> 00:24:36,265 Excuse. Pardon me. 382 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:39,727 It was awfully kind of you to come down this early hour of the morning 383 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,772 and get me out. Why didn't they send Claude? 384 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:46,109 You know how slow Claude is. Yeah. 385 00:24:46,192 --> 00:24:49,237 So I just grabbed my coat and came on down. 386 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,533 Didn't your stepmother make any fuss about giving you the $30? 387 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:59,789 No, Dad. She didn't make any fuss. Didn't she? 388 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,250 Oh, she's pretty nice about some things. 389 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:03,459 Yes. 390 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,962 And other things she's not so nice about. 391 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,463 Good night, Dad. 392 00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,590 Good night, dear. Good night. 393 00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:44,333 Quite a snooze. 394 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,647 Oh, don't. I got all I want. 395 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:10,026 There. Eat them up, lambikins. They're good for you. 396 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,738 Would you mind passing me the sugar, please? 397 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:16,824 Pardon me. 398 00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,787 Wonder how the old jailbird is this morning? 399 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,164 If you're referring to my father, 400 00:26:23,247 --> 00:26:26,209 I think it's very bad taste and not a bit funny. 401 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:29,045 My father's only been kind to you. 402 00:26:29,128 --> 00:26:31,130 And during the eight years that you've lived here, 403 00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:34,133 he's never said one unkind thing about you. 404 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,637 You're throwing that up to us, are you? 405 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,807 And just because poor Claude cannot find work. 406 00:26:42,391 --> 00:26:44,769 You needn't throw that in our face. 407 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:48,272 I'm not throwing it in your face or trying to be unkind, 408 00:26:48,564 --> 00:26:51,526 but I can't sit here and listen to both you and your son 409 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,861 continually belittling my father. 410 00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:56,656 He's been too good to you. 411 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:59,867 He's the most trying man ever put on this earth. 412 00:27:02,703 --> 00:27:03,996 Morning, everybody. 413 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,083 Good morning, Dad. Good morning, sweetheart. 414 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,752 Morning, dear. 415 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,755 Morning. Morning. 416 00:27:13,422 --> 00:27:17,176 Well, I had quite an experience last night apprehending those criminals. 417 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,847 Yeah, and it was funny the way the whole thing turned out. 418 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,557 Yes. Yes, it was. 419 00:27:22,598 --> 00:27:24,809 Yes, it was. Indeed, it was. 420 00:27:25,184 --> 00:27:28,479 It'll be harder than ever for poor Claude to secure employment 421 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:31,607 when they know that his brother-in-law is an ex-convict. 422 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:35,444 I don't think I should even look for work until this whole thing blows over. 423 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:36,654 Yeah, I think that's right. 424 00:27:36,737 --> 00:27:38,573 He isn't an ex-convict. 425 00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,491 He wasn't in the jail a half hour. 426 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:44,787 He was convicted of manufacturing alcoholic beverages without a permit. 427 00:27:44,787 --> 00:27:48,332 He never made illegal liquor. He bought pure apple cider, 428 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,419 put it in the garden, let it freeze and then drained the alcohol off. 429 00:27:51,502 --> 00:27:54,839 That's just exactly what happened, dear. Any more wheat cakes and sausage? 430 00:27:54,922 --> 00:27:57,800 There would have been, if you'd got to the table when the others got here. 431 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,760 I think it's a shame. 432 00:27:59,802 --> 00:28:01,721 You little rebel, you. 433 00:28:02,096 --> 00:28:05,183 Here, you just have some of these ham and egg... Ham and... 434 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:08,769 Oh, enough of your quarrelling. I'm sick and tired of it. 435 00:28:09,228 --> 00:28:13,024 Oh, here's one of those delightful fragments by Gertrude Smun. 436 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,943 Would you like to hear it? 437 00:28:16,819 --> 00:28:18,487 Would you like to hear it? 438 00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,948 Oh, yes, I would, dear. Yes, surely I would, surely. 439 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,451 "We have what we have not." 440 00:28:23,534 --> 00:28:24,952 Have we any cereal? 441 00:28:25,036 --> 00:28:27,288 "What we have not, we have. 442 00:28:28,122 --> 00:28:29,999 "Up is down." Any butter? 443 00:28:30,082 --> 00:28:31,584 "Down is..." 444 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,044 Are you listening? 445 00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:34,795 Oh. Yes, dear. I beg your pardon. Yes. 446 00:28:34,795 --> 00:28:37,340 Are you going to eat the rest of that sausage... 447 00:28:37,423 --> 00:28:38,466 Yes, I am. 448 00:28:38,549 --> 00:28:40,051 Oh. Well, that's all right. 449 00:28:40,134 --> 00:28:45,264 "Down is out. Everyone knew me and I was happy." 450 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,114 Are you listening? 451 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:03,783 Yes, dear. 452 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:11,123 "And we were all happy. Is everybody happy?" 453 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,793 "And I bought a big, red apple." 454 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:17,171 "Yes, unhappiness is joy." 455 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:19,048 Isn't that beautiful? 456 00:29:20,174 --> 00:29:21,926 Isn't that beautiful? 457 00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:28,057 Very beautiful, dear, very beautiful. 458 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,809 What's it all about? 459 00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,727 What you were reading? Yes. 460 00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:33,187 About a apple? 461 00:29:34,730 --> 00:29:37,149 And the wonderful part of it is there's no punctuation. 462 00:29:37,233 --> 00:29:38,776 Oh, that's marvelous. 463 00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:41,696 And to think that under that beautiful blank verse 464 00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:44,615 they print portraits of those horrible wrestlers. 465 00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:46,784 Oh, Claude's going to see that wrestling match. 466 00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:50,538 He found a ticket, a $15 ticket in the first row. 467 00:29:53,749 --> 00:29:55,751 Is your toast warm, Dad? 468 00:29:56,752 --> 00:29:59,380 No, dear, it's cold. It's all right. 469 00:29:59,755 --> 00:30:03,134 I've been eating cold toast for eight years now, I like it. 470 00:30:03,217 --> 00:30:05,678 All right, Dad. I'll meet you in the hall. We'll drive down together. 471 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,054 All right, dear. 472 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,765 Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me, dear. 473 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:12,018 Don't forget to pay the rent on the way to the office. 474 00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,769 Oh, no, I won't. 475 00:30:14,145 --> 00:30:15,479 Please don't forget. 476 00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:16,731 I won't. I won't. I won't. 477 00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:20,151 Why did you give a start at the table this morning 478 00:30:20,234 --> 00:30:24,572 when Mrs. Neselrode said Claude had found a ticket to the wrestling match? 479 00:30:25,531 --> 00:30:27,199 I didn't know I gave a start, honey. 480 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:29,160 Come on now, Dad. Fess up. 481 00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:32,747 Didn't you have a ticket to that wrestling match? 482 00:30:32,788 --> 00:30:35,750 A $15 ticket in the first row? 483 00:30:37,793 --> 00:30:38,878 I--- 484 00:30:38,961 --> 00:30:40,921 I did have a ticket, but I lost it. 485 00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,798 Exactly what I thought. 486 00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:47,386 He stole that ticket out of your pocket. I despise him, Dad. 487 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,890 The lazy, good-for-nothing, fat, overfed monkey. 488 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,352 He... He isn't too fat. 489 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:59,899 Dad, I know that you would never have married again after Mother died 490 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,610 if it wasn't for me. 491 00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,529 What are you talking about? 492 00:31:06,989 --> 00:31:11,285 Well, when I was a little girl, I heard you talking to Mr. Metsinger, 493 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,120 and he was arguing with you. 494 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:16,582 And you said that you would never have married again 495 00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:19,835 if it wasn't that you didn't want to see that Hope had a mother. 496 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:24,590 Now, listen, honey. I want you to promise me one thing. 497 00:31:27,134 --> 00:31:30,137 Never mention that again as long as you live. 498 00:31:31,722 --> 00:31:33,766 I.. I must have been drinking. 499 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:36,435 No, Dad, you weren't drinking. 500 00:31:39,313 --> 00:31:40,731 All right. 501 00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:46,654 Dad, I know your heart is set on going to that wrestling match. 502 00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:50,908 Now, you ask the boss for the afternoon off and go to that match. 503 00:31:50,991 --> 00:31:53,953 No one will ever know, and you know I won't tell on you. 504 00:31:54,036 --> 00:31:55,830 Satan, get behind me. 505 00:31:56,914 --> 00:31:58,791 Goodbye, sweetheart. Goodbye, Dad. 506 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,793 I'll see you tonight, honey. All right. 507 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,795 Have a nice day, beauty. 508 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:07,800 Hello, Peabody. 509 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,095 What have you in your files on J. Farnsworth Wallaby? 510 00:32:12,972 --> 00:32:15,599 Send Wolfinger in here immediately. 511 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:19,019 Then get the data out of his files. 512 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:27,778 The only thing I can find out is that Wallaby's credit's okay 513 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:28,946 and he comes from Australia. 514 00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:30,906 Well, that isn't enough. Now, you find something more. 515 00:32:30,948 --> 00:32:32,158 Why... 516 00:32:32,783 --> 00:32:34,952 Wolfinger keeps his desk locked. 517 00:32:35,035 --> 00:32:38,706 Well, Wolfinger should keep a complete record of these people in his files. 518 00:32:38,789 --> 00:32:41,167 I meet so many people, how am I to remember them all? 519 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:43,669 I've explained that to Wolfinger several times, 520 00:32:43,752 --> 00:32:46,922 but he has stubbornly installed his own jumbled system of filing. 521 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:51,677 Good morning, ladies. Good morning. Good morning. 522 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,095 Good morning. 523 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,222 Morning. 524 00:32:57,766 --> 00:32:59,101 Morning, Carlotta. 525 00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:00,895 Good morning, Mr. Wolfinger. 526 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:07,985 Now, let's see... 527 00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:12,156 Hello? 528 00:33:12,239 --> 00:33:15,451 I want the complete record of J. Farnsworth Wallaby right away. 529 00:33:15,534 --> 00:33:18,787 All right. Thank you, Mr. Malloy. I'll be right over. Thank you. Goodbye. 530 00:33:18,787 --> 00:33:22,291 Mr. Wolfinger, would it be possible for me to have the afternoon off? 531 00:33:22,374 --> 00:33:24,960 I'd like to go to the wrestling matches. I found a ticket. 532 00:33:25,085 --> 00:33:26,795 Found a ticket? What row was it in? 533 00:33:26,795 --> 00:33:28,756 Just a general admission ticket. 534 00:33:28,797 --> 00:33:32,801 Well, I don't know. You'll have to ask that sterling Mr. Peabody. 535 00:33:32,801 --> 00:33:35,513 My mother's a great friend of Hookalakah Meshobbab's. 536 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:38,682 She is, eh? Hookalakah. I never knew his first name. 537 00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:40,434 Well, that may help some. Anyway, you ask Peabody. 538 00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,520 I don't know anything about it. 539 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:47,900 Good morning, Mr. Malloy. Where have you been, Wolfinger? 540 00:33:47,983 --> 00:33:49,818 I... Don't you remember? 541 00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:53,781 You sent me to the bank to deposit those checks and I had to wait there. 542 00:33:53,822 --> 00:33:55,032 It didn't open till 9:00. 543 00:33:55,115 --> 00:33:56,784 Oh, yes, of course, I forgot. 544 00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:59,620 Now, what do you know about J. Farnsworth Wallaby? 545 00:33:59,703 --> 00:34:00,788 J. Farnsworth Wallaby... Just a minute. 546 00:34:00,829 --> 00:34:02,957 Miss Dickson, take this down for reference, please? 547 00:34:02,998 --> 00:34:04,291 Yes, sir. 548 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:08,837 J. Farnsworth Wallaby. He's an Australian sheep man. 549 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:12,967 Came here about six years ago and bought $8,000 of the woolen goods 550 00:34:13,008 --> 00:34:14,802 to take back to Australia. 551 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,804 His credit is A-one. 552 00:34:16,845 --> 00:34:19,014 He has two boys. 553 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:20,891 One is a champion tennis player, 554 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:23,769 and the other one is a manly little fellow. 555 00:34:24,895 --> 00:34:28,774 You played golf with him. You quit at the eighth hole, I think it was. 556 00:34:28,774 --> 00:34:32,611 It rained. You had a 94 up to then 557 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:35,781 and he had an 82. 558 00:34:36,782 --> 00:34:38,200 He had a friend with him. 559 00:34:38,284 --> 00:34:41,495 The Mithintith of Bobandale, an Indian potentate. 560 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:45,833 And that night you all went out to a cabaret, remember? 561 00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:49,545 And you hurt your eye some way or other. 562 00:34:49,628 --> 00:34:52,798 It got all black around there, and someone 563 00:34:53,465 --> 00:34:57,553 surreptitiously placed a lady's silk stocking in your pocket. 564 00:34:57,803 --> 00:34:58,887 That will be all, Wolfinger. 565 00:34:58,971 --> 00:35:00,723 Thank you. 566 00:35:02,766 --> 00:35:03,767 Here you are, Mr. Malloy. 567 00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:04,768 Thank you. 568 00:35:04,810 --> 00:35:08,939 Mr. Malloy, if you want any further information, I'll be in my office. 569 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:10,774 Very well, Peabody. 570 00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:18,073 Well, well, well! Bless my heart. If this isn't a sight for sore eyes. 571 00:35:18,157 --> 00:35:20,200 Well, how are you, Mr. Malloy? 572 00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,077 J. Farnsworth Wallaby, eh? 573 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:23,537 That's right. 574 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,039 All the way from the Antipodes. 575 00:35:25,122 --> 00:35:26,165 Yes. 576 00:35:26,248 --> 00:35:29,793 Sit down. Come, roll up a chair and make yourself comfortable. 577 00:35:30,794 --> 00:35:31,795 Here, have a cigar. 578 00:35:31,837 --> 00:35:32,963 Thanks. 579 00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:37,801 Well, well, well, this certainly is a pleasant surprise. 580 00:35:43,098 --> 00:35:47,019 By the way, how are those wonderful sons of yours? 581 00:35:47,102 --> 00:35:50,481 That... The tennis player, and the other chap? 582 00:35:50,564 --> 00:35:51,774 Oh, topping, topping! 583 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,067 Mr. Wolfinger. 584 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:57,154 Mr. Peabody wants a copy of that letter we wrote to Mr. Knute... 585 00:35:58,781 --> 00:36:04,203 S-C-H-V-E-N-D-E-N-B-O-R-G of... K-J-O... 586 00:36:04,286 --> 00:36:07,414 Why don't you kids learn how to pronounce names? 587 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:17,424 Of... 588 00:36:18,717 --> 00:36:20,678 He thinks it was about four years ago. 589 00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:22,638 Yeah. Yeah, that's... 590 00:36:22,721 --> 00:36:26,475 Oh, I know who it is. Surely. Four years ago. 591 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:30,521 It was three-and-a-half years ago. Hold that. 592 00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,774 Two years. Three years. 593 00:36:33,857 --> 00:36:35,234 Three... 594 00:36:35,317 --> 00:36:37,486 What is that doing in there? 595 00:36:38,779 --> 00:36:42,282 Belongs over there. Everything's all misplaced around here. 596 00:36:43,742 --> 00:36:45,786 There it is. Four years ago. 597 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:49,123 Three-and-a-half years ago, to be correct. Tell him that, will you? 598 00:36:58,590 --> 00:37:00,509 Mr. Malloy. Yes. 599 00:37:00,801 --> 00:37:04,888 Would I be imposing on your good nature if I asked for the afternoon off? 600 00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:06,348 What for? 601 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:13,105 Why, my poor, dear mother-in-law, Mrs. Neselrode, died several days ago. 602 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,066 Oh, I am sorry. 603 00:37:16,775 --> 00:37:19,027 This is sad news indeed to me. 604 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:22,239 Thank you. We're burying her today, 605 00:37:23,073 --> 00:37:26,368 and I'd like to get the afternoon off to go to her funeral. 606 00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:27,953 Why, of course. 607 00:37:28,036 --> 00:37:31,290 Why, you haven't had a day off in 25 years. No, sir. 608 00:37:31,373 --> 00:37:35,794 That's quite all right. Oh, what did the dear old lady die of? 609 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:37,755 Who? 610 00:37:37,796 --> 00:37:39,548 Why, your mother-in-law, Mrs. Neselrode. 611 00:37:39,631 --> 00:37:40,799 What was the complaint? 612 00:37:40,799 --> 00:37:43,594 Oh, there wasn't any complaint. 613 00:37:44,219 --> 00:37:49,057 The other night she got a chill, and she... 614 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:52,770 I said, "Why don't you take a little drink of this..." 615 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:54,980 I understand. And she said, no, she wouldn't have it. 616 00:37:55,063 --> 00:37:57,983 Poison liquor, eh? Poison liquor. 617 00:37:58,066 --> 00:37:59,359 You know, it's a crying shame. 618 00:37:59,443 --> 00:38:02,988 There have been 13 deaths from poison liquor within the last fortnight. 619 00:38:04,072 --> 00:38:06,784 However, I suppose death is inevitable. 620 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,076 Yes, sir. 621 00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:13,373 Well, you be brave, Mr. Wolfinger, and make the best of it. 622 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,043 You're made of sterner stuff. 623 00:38:16,126 --> 00:38:17,753 Thank you, Mr. Malloy. 624 00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:20,631 Thank you. 625 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:32,768 You'll have very little difficulty in getting off this afternoon. 626 00:38:32,851 --> 00:38:34,394 I won't be here. 627 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,899 My poor mother-in-law died three days ago. I'm attending her funeral this afternoon. 628 00:38:38,982 --> 00:38:41,485 Isn't that terrible, Mr. Wolfinger? 629 00:38:41,568 --> 00:38:45,155 Yes, it's terrible. It's awful. Horrible tragedy. 630 00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:47,783 It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law. 631 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:50,118 Yes, it is, very hard. 632 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:54,331 It's almost impossible... It's very difficult. It's hard to lose them. 633 00:38:54,998 --> 00:38:57,501 Don't forget to lock that desk, will you, before you go? 634 00:38:57,584 --> 00:38:58,627 Yes, Mr. Wolfinger. 635 00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:00,295 All right. Goodbye. 636 00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:01,672 Good night. 637 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:04,299 Yes, sir. 638 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:07,761 Peabody, inform the departments of the sudden death 639 00:39:07,803 --> 00:39:10,806 of Wolfinger's mother-in-law, Mrs. Neselrode, several days ago. 640 00:39:10,889 --> 00:39:12,683 Funeral's this afternoon. 641 00:39:12,766 --> 00:39:16,061 I think we should let him know that his fellow workers sympathize with him. 642 00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:20,691 I suggest their sending flowers or cards of sympathy. 643 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:26,363 And also contact the press and notify them of the tragedy. 644 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,490 May I suggest that we inform the press 645 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,534 that he is an employee of the Malloy Company? 646 00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:33,704 Excellent idea, Peabody. Yes. You attend to it, will you? 647 00:39:33,787 --> 00:39:35,414 Thank you, sir. 648 00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:38,125 By the way, what did she die of? 649 00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,835 Bad liquor. 650 00:39:50,178 --> 00:39:52,431 Attention, boys and girls. 651 00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:55,392 I have a very sad message to deliver to you. 652 00:39:55,642 --> 00:40:00,063 Poor Ambrose Wolfinger's mother-in-law, Mrs. Neselrode, 653 00:40:01,231 --> 00:40:03,108 died several days ago. 654 00:40:04,401 --> 00:40:07,738 Mr. Wolfinger, whom we all honor and respect, 655 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:11,158 is going to the funeral this afternoon. 656 00:40:11,241 --> 00:40:15,370 If any of you wish to send a little floral piece or message of condolence, 657 00:40:15,412 --> 00:40:19,124 you may send it to Mrs. Ambrose Wolfinger, 658 00:40:19,207 --> 00:40:21,585 1627 Charter Street. 659 00:40:49,112 --> 00:40:50,948 Pull over to the curb. 660 00:41:04,419 --> 00:41:06,421 Have you a driver's license? 661 00:41:09,299 --> 00:41:11,093 Nice work, nice work. 662 00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:14,638 Didn't you see that motorcycle there? 663 00:41:14,721 --> 00:41:16,098 No, sir. 664 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:19,768 Well, didn't you see these "No Parking" signs here? 665 00:41:19,851 --> 00:41:21,144 No, sir. 666 00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:25,065 In other words, you were driving without looking where you were going, huh? 667 00:41:25,148 --> 00:41:28,193 Well, in a way, yes. 668 00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:31,405 Let me see your operator's license. 669 00:41:35,033 --> 00:41:36,618 Going to the wrestling match? 670 00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:39,496 Yes, I... I certainly am if I can make it. 671 00:41:39,579 --> 00:41:42,290 It's gonna be the battle of the century. 672 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:44,334 What's your occupation? 673 00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:46,795 Memory expert. 674 00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:49,089 What's your occupation? 675 00:41:49,172 --> 00:41:51,133 Memory expert. 676 00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:55,637 This Meshobbab will kill that Russian and toss him out of the state. 677 00:41:55,721 --> 00:42:00,017 Oh, do you think so? I got a couple of bucks to bet on Tosoff. 678 00:42:00,058 --> 00:42:05,147 I got a secretary that thinks... Her mother's a great friend... 679 00:42:05,230 --> 00:42:06,398 Thank you. 680 00:42:06,481 --> 00:42:08,775 A great friend of Meshobbab. 681 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:11,361 Boy, that's one detail I'd sure like to be assigned to. 682 00:42:11,403 --> 00:42:12,404 So would I. 683 00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:13,989 Well, I'll be seeing you. 684 00:42:42,350 --> 00:42:43,518 How do you do, sir? 685 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,770 Where are you going? 686 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:46,855 I'm going to the wrestling matches. 687 00:42:46,938 --> 00:42:48,940 Have you a driver's license? 688 00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:53,403 I bought my ticket... Haven't bought... Yes, a driver's license, yes, sir. 689 00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:59,451 Do you know what this red curbing means? 690 00:42:59,534 --> 00:43:01,203 Yes, sir. 691 00:43:01,286 --> 00:43:02,412 What does it mean? 692 00:43:02,412 --> 00:43:03,622 No parking. 693 00:43:03,705 --> 00:43:08,251 That's right. Now can you read those letters down there? 694 00:43:08,835 --> 00:43:10,962 Oh, yes, yes. 695 00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:14,299 Would you... "No parking. No parking." 696 00:43:14,382 --> 00:43:17,511 Would you mind reading the lettering off to me? 697 00:43:18,428 --> 00:43:19,638 Again? 698 00:43:21,431 --> 00:43:22,516 "No parking." 699 00:43:22,557 --> 00:43:24,392 Read them once again, will you? 700 00:43:29,981 --> 00:43:31,066 "No parking." 701 00:43:31,149 --> 00:43:34,236 Now just once more to be sure you got it right. 702 00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:41,910 "No parking." 703 00:43:41,993 --> 00:43:43,495 Well, that's fine. 704 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:47,999 You knew the red paint on the curb meant you couldn't park here. 705 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,167 Yes, sir. 706 00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:54,005 You also read the sign "No parking" painted in bold letters on the curb. 707 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,132 Yes, sir. 708 00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:59,386 Yet you deliberately drove into this zone knowing all those things. 709 00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:01,596 No, sir. What? 710 00:44:01,721 --> 00:44:06,143 Yes, sir, but if I can explain. 711 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:11,398 The officer on point duty told me to drive in here 712 00:44:11,398 --> 00:44:16,695 and run into the motorcycle... Policeman's bicycle. 713 00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:18,572 He did, eh? Yes, sir. 714 00:44:18,655 --> 00:44:20,073 Well, that's fine. 715 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:25,203 I suppose if he told you to pull out a gun and shoot me, you'd have done that, too. 716 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:27,414 Yes, sir. What? 717 00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:28,582 No, sir. 718 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:32,127 Now, understand one thing. 719 00:44:32,210 --> 00:44:36,006 No matter what anybody tells you to do, I'm running this beat. 720 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,550 All right, now, get out of here. 721 00:44:38,633 --> 00:44:40,218 Thank you, sir. 722 00:44:40,302 --> 00:44:42,637 Get out right now. I don't mean a week from next Friday. 723 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,598 This very minute, right now. 724 00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:46,391 Yes, sir. Now, beat it. 725 00:44:46,391 --> 00:44:47,809 I'll be out. 726 00:45:11,249 --> 00:45:12,667 Sorry, Officer. 727 00:45:14,252 --> 00:45:18,048 I'm not an officer. I'm the chauffeur of that car. 728 00:45:19,424 --> 00:45:24,429 And let me tell you one thing. Don't back into that car again. 729 00:45:24,512 --> 00:45:26,932 I'm very sorry. You get me? 730 00:45:27,015 --> 00:45:28,350 Yes, sir. 731 00:45:46,284 --> 00:45:48,203 Well, any time you're ready, Henry. 732 00:45:48,286 --> 00:45:49,412 Sorry, madam. 733 00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:09,891 Correct me if I'm wrong. 734 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:16,523 Did I tell you to get out of here, or didn't I tell you to get out of here? 735 00:46:16,606 --> 00:46:18,191 No, sir. What? 736 00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:19,401 I mean, yes, sir. 737 00:46:19,484 --> 00:46:22,862 You see, but I'm wedged in between these trunks in the front 738 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,199 and the other gentleman in the... 739 00:46:29,035 --> 00:46:31,371 Oh, excuse me. He isn't there. 740 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:57,814 What for you went back into the ambulance and throw out my brother, huh? 741 00:46:57,897 --> 00:46:59,232 I--- I--- 742 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,243 Does Mrs. Ambrose Wolfinger live here? Yes. 743 00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:11,411 Flowers for Mrs. Neselrode. 744 00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:12,912 Thank you. 745 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:17,792 These flowers are for you, dear. 746 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:26,551 "Abide with Him." 747 00:47:28,428 --> 00:47:31,514 "Our deepest sympathy in your great bereavement." 748 00:47:32,515 --> 00:47:34,392 "The steno department.” 749 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,729 What on earth? 750 00:47:42,692 --> 00:47:45,111 What... What... 751 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,822 What's this? 752 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:51,409 What's this about? 753 00:47:52,952 --> 00:47:54,454 "Rest in peace." 754 00:47:56,539 --> 00:47:58,291 From Mr. Malloy. 755 00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:00,418 Maybe something's happened to Claude. 756 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,212 Or Ambrose, or Hope. 757 00:48:02,295 --> 00:48:05,548 Well, something has certainly happened to someone. 758 00:48:05,632 --> 00:48:07,592 Oh, dear, that bell. 759 00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:15,725 "Mr. Peabody." 760 00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:21,189 Oh, I wish Claude were here! He could tell us what to do. 761 00:48:21,272 --> 00:48:22,649 I'll telephone Ambrose. 762 00:48:22,732 --> 00:48:24,109 Do! 763 00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:32,951 Hello? 764 00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:35,286 I want to speak to Mr. Ambrose Wolfinger, please. 765 00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:37,580 Mr. Wolfinger isn't here this afternoon. 766 00:48:37,664 --> 00:48:40,875 He's taking the afternoon off to attend his mother-in-law's funeral. 767 00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:43,211 His mother-in-law's funeral? 768 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:45,463 Why, that's absurd! 769 00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,715 Who is this speaking? 770 00:48:47,799 --> 00:48:50,218 This is Mrs. Ambrose Wolfinger. 771 00:48:50,301 --> 00:48:52,887 My mother's not dead. She's in perfect health! 772 00:48:52,971 --> 00:48:54,431 There must be some mistake. 773 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,349 Oh, I see. 774 00:48:56,766 --> 00:48:58,768 Good day, Mrs. Wolfinger. 775 00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:03,314 What in heaven's name is this all about? 776 00:49:05,442 --> 00:49:08,862 The second bout of the afternoon will be between... 777 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:13,366 And here we have... 778 00:49:55,783 --> 00:49:58,453 Easy, easy. Easy. 779 00:49:59,954 --> 00:50:01,539 Just another foot. 780 00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:06,085 I thought you said another foot! 781 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:08,421 I thought it was another foot. 782 00:50:08,421 --> 00:50:10,965 I beg your pardon. It was my mistake. Pardon me. 783 00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:13,426 When his car backed into yours... 784 00:50:13,426 --> 00:50:14,761 Yeah, well, it was my fault. 785 00:50:14,844 --> 00:50:17,597 I told him to come back, you see, another foot. 786 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,600 Probably so, but the backing of the car released your wheel, 787 00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:23,102 and your wheel is now running down the street. 788 00:50:23,186 --> 00:50:25,021 My wheel is running... 789 00:50:26,397 --> 00:50:29,025 Godfrey Daniel! Excuse me. 790 00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:33,363 I'll be right back. I'll pay for any damage. Excuse me. 791 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:53,693 Listen to this! 792 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:57,572 "Poison liquor sends another victim to the grave today." 793 00:51:57,655 --> 00:51:59,115 Read that. 794 00:51:59,407 --> 00:52:02,660 "When Mrs. Cordelia Neselrode, the 15th fatality, succumbed 795 00:52:02,744 --> 00:52:05,455 "complaining of a pain in her chest, she imbibed a small quantity of liquor 796 00:52:05,496 --> 00:52:07,206 "and within a few minutes, died." 797 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:08,875 "It was reported that the tragic details" 798 00:52:08,916 --> 00:52:12,503 "were related by Mr. Ambrose Wolfinger," 799 00:52:12,587 --> 00:52:14,422 "grieving son-in-law of the deceased.” 800 00:52:14,505 --> 00:52:17,425 He's a fiend! A wool in sheep's clothing! 801 00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:20,094 A what? A wolf in sheep's clothing. 802 00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:25,183 Oh, when Claude comes home tonight, he'll avenge his mother's honor! 803 00:52:25,266 --> 00:52:28,436 And now we come to the main bout of the afternoon. 804 00:52:28,561 --> 00:52:30,563 In this corner we have... 805 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,567 And over here we have... 806 00:53:28,913 --> 00:53:30,164 Come on! 807 00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:33,418 Mr... 808 00:54:00,403 --> 00:54:02,321 No more standing room. 809 00:54:03,948 --> 00:54:05,825 Any more sitting room? 810 00:54:06,367 --> 00:54:07,577 Any more... 811 00:54:24,302 --> 00:54:26,429 Get the chauffeur's number. 812 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:35,229 Oh, Mr. Wolfinger. What's happened? 813 00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,315 What's happened? I don't know. I'm tired. 814 00:54:37,398 --> 00:54:38,608 Oh, my goodness. 815 00:54:40,818 --> 00:54:43,696 Drunk again and lying in the gutter. 816 00:54:45,364 --> 00:54:46,699 Let go of his head, lady. 817 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:49,410 Why, he's dying. Do something. 818 00:54:50,203 --> 00:54:51,788 Oh, here's Claude. 819 00:54:52,413 --> 00:54:53,706 Oh, Claude! 820 00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:56,417 Look out, Ma. Have you seen the evening paper? 821 00:54:56,417 --> 00:54:57,960 Yes, and have you seen the flowers? 822 00:54:58,044 --> 00:55:00,421 No, but I saw Ambrose. 823 00:55:00,421 --> 00:55:01,589 Has anything happened to Dad? 824 00:55:01,631 --> 00:55:03,007 Yes. 825 00:55:03,090 --> 00:55:05,426 He's lost his position with the firm, 826 00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:08,346 and this afternoon he took a fiendish pleasure 827 00:55:08,429 --> 00:55:11,641 in telling Mr. Malloy and the newspapermen 828 00:55:11,682 --> 00:55:15,394 that my dear, sweet mother had died of alcoholic poisoning, 829 00:55:15,394 --> 00:55:17,814 and had gone to a drunkard's grave. 830 00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:21,692 Yes, but you don't know that he then got his secretary 831 00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:24,403 and took her to the wrestling matches 832 00:55:24,403 --> 00:55:28,407 where they drank themselves into imbecility and fell into the gutter. 833 00:55:28,407 --> 00:55:31,536 I don't believe it. I don't believe a word of it. 834 00:55:43,005 --> 00:55:46,133 A little nose candy... A little nosegay, dear. 835 00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:49,804 What does this mean? 836 00:55:51,639 --> 00:55:53,182 What does... 837 00:55:57,770 --> 00:55:59,397 Godfrey Daniel! 838 00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:03,359 Who's dead? Your perfidious brain is dead. 839 00:56:03,401 --> 00:56:06,487 Dad, did you tell Mr. Malloy and the newspapers 840 00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:09,240 that Mrs. Neselrode died of alcoholic poisoning 841 00:56:09,323 --> 00:56:10,741 and went to a drunkard's grave? 842 00:56:10,825 --> 00:56:13,369 I did not tell the newspapers 843 00:56:13,411 --> 00:56:16,664 that Mrs. Neselrode died and went to a drunkard's grave. 844 00:56:16,747 --> 00:56:20,459 Did you take your secretary to the wrestling matches this afternoon? 845 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:25,965 Dear, I pledge you my word I did not take my secretary to the wrestling matches. 846 00:56:26,048 --> 00:56:27,884 I took no one to the wrestling matches. 847 00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:31,429 But I guess you did see the wrestling matches this afternoon, Dad. 848 00:56:31,512 --> 00:56:34,140 No, the funny thing about it, 849 00:56:34,223 --> 00:56:37,643 I didn't even see the wrestling matches this afternoon. 850 00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:39,395 Is that the truth? 851 00:56:40,229 --> 00:56:44,358 Sweetheart, I take an oath on your poor mother's grave. 852 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,403 I never saw the wrestling matches this afternoon. 853 00:56:48,029 --> 00:56:49,363 Things happened. 854 00:56:49,405 --> 00:56:50,531 I believe you, Dad. 855 00:56:51,407 --> 00:56:54,035 Oh, don't say anything more. I know everything. 856 00:56:54,118 --> 00:56:55,244 Now, don't cry, dear. 857 00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:57,371 You're exaggerating things in your mind. Don't lie to me. 858 00:56:57,371 --> 00:56:59,707 My poor brain can't stand it! 859 00:56:59,790 --> 00:57:04,754 That black eye and your condition prove you were drunk and lying in the gutter! 860 00:57:05,463 --> 00:57:06,672 I was not drunk! 861 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:08,299 There, I knew it. 862 00:57:08,382 --> 00:57:10,676 What are you talking about? I saw you at the wrestling matches. 863 00:57:10,718 --> 00:57:12,386 You were drunk, lying in the gutter, 864 00:57:12,386 --> 00:57:15,389 and you had your secretary with you, and she was drunk, too! 865 00:57:15,389 --> 00:57:18,935 Listen, Claude, I've had a lot of trouble in the last 24 hours, 866 00:57:19,018 --> 00:57:22,396 and I've just about heard enough from you. 867 00:57:22,396 --> 00:57:24,065 I admit that I was wrong 868 00:57:24,148 --> 00:57:27,485 in asking for the afternoon off to go to the wrestling matches 869 00:57:27,568 --> 00:57:31,572 and giving, as an excuse, Mrs. Neselrode dying, 870 00:57:32,573 --> 00:57:34,367 but that is all. 871 00:57:34,408 --> 00:57:36,494 You were drunk, and you were lying in the gutter, 872 00:57:36,577 --> 00:57:38,579 and you did take your secretary! 873 00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:41,582 You keep quiet and let my father tell his story in his own way! 874 00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:44,418 Don't you yell at me or I'll slap you in the mouth! 875 00:57:45,503 --> 00:57:48,005 Oh, you fiend! You fiend! 876 00:57:49,674 --> 00:57:52,259 Dad! Dad! Let me go! Let me go! 877 00:57:53,886 --> 00:57:56,389 I'll knock them for a row of lib-labs. 878 00:57:56,430 --> 00:57:59,392 Leave this house and never cross the threshold again, 879 00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:02,728 and take your ungrateful minx of a daughter with you! 880 00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:05,481 Dad, come on. 881 00:58:05,564 --> 00:58:07,400 I'll exterminate the three of them. 882 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,986 Come on, we'll go for a little ride. 883 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:12,405 "Rest in peace." 884 00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:17,284 Come on. 885 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,415 Wait a minute, dear. Well... 886 00:58:22,415 --> 00:58:23,457 Okay. 887 00:58:28,587 --> 00:58:30,423 Did you ring, sir? Yes. 888 00:58:30,464 --> 00:58:34,093 There's a Mr. Mockenbock who's arriving from Hungary tomorrow morning. 889 00:58:34,176 --> 00:58:37,430 I see by the files that his rating is A-one and he's an important customer, 890 00:58:37,430 --> 00:58:40,307 but I can't find anything personal to talk to him about. 891 00:58:40,349 --> 00:58:41,517 Where is Wolfinger? 892 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,310 I discharged him. 893 00:58:43,394 --> 00:58:44,395 What for? 894 00:58:44,395 --> 00:58:46,522 He lied to you, and he took the afternoon off, 895 00:58:46,605 --> 00:58:48,441 possibly to go to that wrestling match. 896 00:58:48,524 --> 00:58:50,609 He's been talking about the wrestlers 897 00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:53,404 and bragging about his prowess as a wrestler for years. 898 00:58:53,404 --> 00:58:55,406 Good gracious, you can't discharge the poor devil 899 00:58:55,406 --> 00:58:58,034 for taking one afternoon off in 25 years. 900 00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:01,120 Now, get him back, and get him back as quickly as possible. 901 00:59:01,203 --> 00:59:03,414 You've left us in a fine mess. 902 00:59:03,664 --> 00:59:06,876 I want to get the data on Mr. Mockenbock at once. 903 00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:12,590 Where does Mr. Wolfinger keep his files? 904 00:59:12,673 --> 00:59:14,717 They're in here, sir. 905 00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:19,513 But I'm afraid they'll appear disordered to you. 906 00:59:19,597 --> 00:59:24,143 I've tried to install a filing system but Mr. Wolfinger prefers his own methods. 907 00:59:26,395 --> 00:59:29,398 So this is the famous filing system, eh? 908 00:59:30,441 --> 00:59:32,568 Where can we find Wolfinger? I don't know. 909 00:59:32,651 --> 00:59:34,320 His wife has thrown him out of the house. 910 00:59:34,403 --> 00:59:37,448 She informed me that he attended the wrestling matches yesterday, 911 00:59:37,531 --> 00:59:39,950 that this girl, his secretary, accompanied him, 912 00:59:40,034 --> 00:59:44,080 that they were both drunk, and that Wolfinger was found 913 00:59:44,163 --> 00:59:45,664 lying in the gutter. 914 00:59:45,956 --> 00:59:48,626 This is a gross exaggeration and a fabrication! 915 00:59:48,709 --> 00:59:51,545 True, I did attend the wrestling matches, 916 00:59:51,629 --> 00:59:55,633 only because my mother is a very dear friend of Hookalakah Meshobbab, 917 00:59:55,633 --> 00:59:58,636 but when Hookalakah threw Tosoff from the ring, 918 00:59:58,636 --> 01:00:02,181 he struck poor Mr. Wolfinger in the chest, knocking him insensible. 919 01:00:02,264 --> 01:00:03,599 What did you expect me to do, 920 01:00:03,599 --> 01:00:07,019 stand there like a dummy and watch my poor boss die in the gutter? 921 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:09,980 I am sick and tired... You think I'm gonna take your word... 922 01:00:10,064 --> 01:00:11,357 Stop it! 923 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,777 You've overstepped your authority. Come into my office. 924 01:00:19,865 --> 01:00:21,784 You get on that phone and locate Wolfinger, 925 01:00:21,867 --> 01:00:23,994 and stick to it if it takes all day! 926 01:00:24,078 --> 01:00:25,412 Yes, sir. 927 01:00:27,581 --> 01:00:31,585 I don't understand how you could have used such bad judgment. 928 01:00:53,607 --> 01:00:56,569 I'll get it, honey. No, I'll get it, Dad. 929 01:00:56,610 --> 01:00:57,611 Hello? 930 01:00:59,446 --> 01:01:01,323 Is this Miss Wolfinger? 931 01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:03,617 I've got it. 932 01:01:05,077 --> 01:01:06,829 Mr. Malloy has spoken to me, 933 01:01:06,912 --> 01:01:09,290 and inasmuch as Mr. Wolfinger's been 934 01:01:09,373 --> 01:01:11,625 with the firm for more than two decades, 935 01:01:12,626 --> 01:01:17,715 he thinks that if Mr. Wolfinger will return to work and forget wrestling, 936 01:01:17,798 --> 01:01:23,637 Mr. Malloy will accept my suggestion that he return to his old position. 937 01:01:24,013 --> 01:01:28,058 Well, thank you. I... I know he'd appreciate that if he were here, 938 01:01:28,142 --> 01:01:30,019 but he's in the shower. 939 01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:33,105 He's going on an interview this morning to... 940 01:01:33,147 --> 01:01:34,565 Who's in the shower? Anybody in the... 941 01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:35,983 Dad, quiet. 942 01:01:36,609 --> 01:01:37,902 What do you mean, "in the shower"? 943 01:01:37,943 --> 01:01:40,905 Dad, will you please sit down and be quiet? 944 01:01:42,823 --> 01:01:46,410 I say, he's going on an interview this morning to see Mr. Mo Littvack, 945 01:01:46,493 --> 01:01:49,038 the president of the Irish Woolen Mills. 946 01:01:49,121 --> 01:01:51,874 Mo Littvack, president of the Irish Woolen Mills? 947 01:01:51,957 --> 01:01:53,459 Dad, please. 948 01:01:54,293 --> 01:01:57,463 She says he's negotiating with the Irish Woolen Mills, Limited. 949 01:01:57,546 --> 01:01:58,881 Offer him $75 a week 950 01:01:58,964 --> 01:02:02,343 and tell his daughter to get in touch with him immediately. 951 01:02:03,677 --> 01:02:05,763 Mr. Malloy has just informed me 952 01:02:05,846 --> 01:02:09,892 that on account of his long association with your father 953 01:02:09,975 --> 01:02:11,936 he can offer $75 a week. 954 01:02:12,603 --> 01:02:15,481 Well, I don't think that would be adequate. 955 01:02:16,023 --> 01:02:18,609 I know that he's considering an offer 956 01:02:19,610 --> 01:02:21,070 of $100 a week 957 01:02:21,862 --> 01:02:23,822 with four weeks' vacation 958 01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:26,450 at full pay. 959 01:02:27,826 --> 01:02:29,912 The Irish Woolen Mills have offered him $100 a week 960 01:02:29,995 --> 01:02:31,997 and four weeks' holiday on full salary. 961 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:35,834 All right, offer him the same, but have him report here in the morning. 962 01:02:36,835 --> 01:02:37,878 How can he report in the morning 963 01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,839 if you're gonna give him a four weeks' holiday? 964 01:02:40,839 --> 01:02:41,966 Dash. 965 01:02:43,592 --> 01:02:44,718 Dash! 966 01:02:46,845 --> 01:02:47,888 Dash! 967 01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:50,015 All right. 968 01:02:50,182 --> 01:02:52,351 We'll meet the offer, but at the end of the four weeks, 969 01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:54,520 I want him here on the job! 970 01:02:57,731 --> 01:02:59,858 Mr. Malloy will meet the offer. 971 01:03:02,903 --> 01:03:05,281 You know what I was thinking I'd do? 972 01:03:05,364 --> 01:03:06,782 What, Dad? 973 01:03:06,824 --> 01:03:10,327 I thought I'd get down to the firm 974 01:03:10,411 --> 01:03:14,331 and tell them that I'd work for less money. 975 01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:20,045 'Cause Claude and Mrs. Neselrode aren't living with us 976 01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:23,299 and our expenses aren't so high, so... 977 01:03:23,382 --> 01:03:24,842 Well, as a matter of fact... 978 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:26,010 I thought that... 979 01:03:26,093 --> 01:03:28,846 I was so busy cooking I forgot to tell you 980 01:03:28,846 --> 01:03:31,807 that your firm wants you back at your old job 981 01:03:32,349 --> 01:03:38,689 at $100 a week with a four-week vacation at full pay and in advance. 982 01:03:41,066 --> 01:03:43,819 I'm sorry I wasn't here, dear. 983 01:03:44,611 --> 01:03:47,281 I'd have told them I wanted $200 a week 984 01:03:47,865 --> 01:03:50,993 a six months' vacation and full pay. 985 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:57,791 I want that paper to wrap up these belongings of Ambrose. 986 01:03:57,791 --> 01:03:59,209 The weather's turning cold now 987 01:03:59,293 --> 01:04:01,795 and I want to take his underwear and socks over to him. 988 01:04:01,795 --> 01:04:03,797 I think you're a perfect fool. 989 01:04:03,797 --> 01:04:06,467 Why don't you let him come and get them himself? 990 01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:10,346 Please let me do things in my own way, and hand me that paper. 991 01:04:10,804 --> 01:04:13,807 If you take that paper, he's sure to wake up. 992 01:04:17,811 --> 01:04:21,106 You'd better stir yourself and go into town and look for a job. 993 01:04:21,190 --> 01:04:24,818 This is just a lot of nonsense, taking a nap every morning after breakfast. 994 01:04:24,818 --> 01:04:26,362 There, there. 995 01:04:26,779 --> 01:04:29,156 There, cover up, you'll catch more cold. 996 01:04:29,239 --> 01:04:30,908 Leave me alone, Ma. 997 01:04:32,493 --> 01:04:35,788 I do believe you're still in love with that old fool. 998 01:04:35,829 --> 01:04:38,123 That's a fine thing for you to call him 999 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:40,667 after he went out of his way to invite you and Claude 1000 01:04:40,751 --> 01:04:43,420 to go for a ride in his new car tomorrow. 1001 01:04:43,504 --> 01:04:45,214 I'll be back later. 1002 01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:58,811 Why, it's beginning to rain! 1003 01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:01,313 Oh... 1004 01:05:05,150 --> 01:05:07,820 Take a drink of this hot coffee, Dad. 1005 01:05:09,655 --> 01:05:11,532 Try one of these sandwiches.